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liehtr
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« on: 07 31, 10, 06:41:17:PM » Reply

- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

- What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

- A competent liberal President.

- Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?

- Mace.

- Who was the first liberal Democrat?

- Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.
hoosier_daddy
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« Reply #1 on: 07 31, 10, 06:49:01:PM » Reply

that's a lie.  seagulls do not eat crap.  take that back!!    let's see, what's worse, being maced during sex or toe tapping with a wide stance in the men's restroom at the Airport?  or maybe it is paying prostitutes to do who knows what while you wear diapers (vitter), or hit on male pages after getting drunk on the job? (mark foley)..pot meet kettle.
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« Reply #2 on: 07 31, 10, 06:58:44:PM » Reply


- What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

- A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

- What is the only thing worse than an incompetent liberal President?

- A competent liberal President.

- Why do the male members of the Kennedy family cry while having sex?

- Mace.

- Who was the first liberal Democrat?

- Christopher Columbus. He left not knowing where he was going, got there not knowing where he was, left not knowing where he'd been and did it all on borrowed money.

Liberals are like seagulls: all they do is squawk, eat crap, and they are protected by the government.




Gee, would we even have the wonderful country we have without Christopher Columbus? 

If HE was the first liberal Democrat, well he was a pretty darn good example and a role model for the rest of the great and adventurous spirits who are always encountered obstruction and intereference by the mediocre minds of stodgy, reactionary Republican Conservatives and low-grade, dullard Republican NeoCONs.
keno
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« Reply #3 on: 07 31, 10, 07:05:12:PM » Reply

Hoser is still toe tapping obsessed, I see.
whaler23
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« Reply #4 on: 07 31, 10, 07:09:32:PM » Reply

Hoser is still toe tapping obsessed, I see
 
and I see youre the first to notice
keno
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« Reply #5 on: 07 31, 10, 07:14:03:PM » Reply

Hoser is still toe tapping obsessed, I see
 
and I see youre the first to notice



LOL. Try again dude. I'm a Democrat, but not a toe tapping 'progressive'.
whaler23
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« Reply #6 on: 07 31, 10, 07:17:03:PM » Reply

I'm a Democrat, but not a toe tapping 'progressive'
 
and still obsessed with hoosier.
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« Reply #7 on: 07 31, 10, 07:19:35:PM » Reply


that's a lie.  seagulls do not eat crap.  take that back!!    ...


*LOL* Now YOURS the real humor here, hoosier.  Of all those insults to us so-called "DFLs," the one you pick to challenge is the one owing to a missing comma, that has seagulls eating crap...  *LOL*

Thankya, I needed the laugh.   
Bob Huntress
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« Reply #8 on: 07 31, 10, 07:48:39:PM » Reply

" Who was the first liberal Democrat?"
 
The serpent that told Eve that God just didn't respect her free choice.
keno
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« Reply #9 on: 07 31, 10, 07:53:46:PM » Reply

I'm a Democrat, but not a toe tapping 'progressive'
 
and still obsessed with hoosier.

Less than you seem obsessed with me...and toe tapping. Come on out julie.
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